I can't think of any objections coming to mind just yet.
[Oh, Ginsberg. You have no idea how happy that makes him. He is corrupting you slowly.]
Anything in particularly that needed practicing?
Anything in particularly that needed practicing?
Let me rephrase. Anything you were most interested in trying next?
Penetrative sex?
[He really wants to see what colour you're going to turn for that one.]
That's certainly doable. Did you want to give it a go with a woman at any point as well, 'cause I can absolutely arrange that.
[He really wants to see what colour you're going to turn for that one.]
That's certainly doable. Did you want to give it a go with a woman at any point as well, 'cause I can absolutely arrange that.
It's lucky for you you met me. I am really good at getting people together. Is there anyone in your office you have a thing for?
[DON'T LET HIM GO NEAR ANYONE WITH A MAGIC FLOWER, GINSBERG.]
[DON'T LET HIM GO NEAR ANYONE WITH A MAGIC FLOWER, GINSBERG.]
So you'd sleep with any of them indiscriminately? I like your style.
You can't know that for sure. Maybe they're harbouring some secret hidden feelings.
[He's already trying to work out if he still knows Puck's phone number and can bring him some more of that Love-In-Idleness or whatever it was called...
Although these days alcohol tends to have a similar effect.]
[He's already trying to work out if he still knows Puck's phone number and can bring him some more of that Love-In-Idleness or whatever it was called...
Although these days alcohol tends to have a similar effect.]
Are you saying I'm sort of beard stand-in? I'd be hurt if the sex wasn't fantastic anyway.
[But encouraging is fun.]
If scary women is your thing, I could always give my wife a call. She's pretty much the champion of being the most arousing and terrifying person in a room at any given time.
[But encouraging is fun.]
If scary women is your thing, I could always give my wife a call. She's pretty much the champion of being the most arousing and terrifying person in a room at any given time.
[Oliver wouldn't particularly call himself muscular, but he sees it as the polite euphemism for 'big' that it is and not mention it.]
We'll wait on that, then. I think she'd find you very endearing, though.
We'll wait on that, then. I think she'd find you very endearing, though.
It's not a bad thing to be. People could find you repulsive and that would be a lot worse.
Maybe if you took your clothes off more they'd be able to see the sexy a bit better.
[Yep, he's going to leer a bit again, and put his hand affectionately on Ginsberg's thigh.]
[Yep, he's going to leer a bit again, and put his hand affectionately on Ginsberg's thigh.]
At the very least it would get you some attention.
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