That's not even good enough to be porn, I don't think. Not that porn means that something is inherently good, because there's a lot of bad porn out there, but it's not even erotic. It's just clumsy.

[Smiles are good. Smiles are better than freaking out. Even though he does glance over at the door again. And he's way over on the edge of the bed.]

I did some ads for Jaguar. Uh, Chevalier Blanc. Manischewitz. That makes it sound like I do mostly cars and alcohol. I guess that's not entirely inaccurate. Heinz Ketchup, there's one that's not cars or alcohol.