I don't actually think anybody would read a three hundred page book about cuddling.

[He might read it, come to think of it. He probably wouldn't write it, though.]

You're good at cuddling, too. I mean, as far as I can tell. I don't have an extensive list of cuddlers to compare you to, but you're making it surprisingly tolerable to be stuck in here, so I'm pretty sure that means you're good at it.