Are you kidding? I live off coffee. Though I am picky about the quality, I have a teammate who's bloody brilliant with an espresso machine. I promise to cut you off when you start looking too wired, though.

Both my parents are Royal Air Force, so they sort of expected me to do the same. I don't really know what they think now, I haven't spoken to them in a long while. It was sort of part of the contract for the job I've got now. I don't think many people would call it respectable at all, but then most people also would think I was mad if I tried to really explain it.

Adopted?