You should be picky about the quality. We drink a lot of awful shit at the agency I work for. I mean, we could probably afford the good stuff, but we're all a bunch of cheapskates, and we're not using it for the taste so much as for the fact that it keeps us up all night before the deadlines.

I'm sorry you haven't spoken to them in a long time. I mean, if you miss them. If it's okay that you haven't spoken to them, then I redact the apology, and apologize for apologizing.

[A long pause.]

I'm from outer space, actually.

[And then a shrug.]

I guess you wouldn't believe that one. You've actually seen people from outer space.

[It probably won't escape her attention that he didn't actually answer the question.]