Well, one of them's a guy. And despite his truly glorious beard, I don't think he's interested in men. And one of them, well, she's kind of my boss. And she's kind of scary.

[That's not a bad thing. Also, don't encourage him, dude.]

Besides, I think it's pretty common to be harboring secret feelings around the office. Some feelings should be, uh... harbored. Safer that way.