[Which is probably good, because he has a hard time taking anything seriously -- except when he really should lighten up. He's just a mess of mixed up responses to things. The one response that he's pretty sure he's managing correctly, though, is the unabashed enjoyment of being touched. Even if he could hide it, he probably wouldn't.]

Well, you know, I've always been a fan of, uh, trying to improve myself. And it'd probably have some benefits for you, too, if I aimed to be more... what was the word? Ravishable? I don't even know if that's a real word.