"I made a draft first, because the artwork wasn't very good on the first one and because I wanted it to look decent because I'm not an artist, not even close, so I guess I threw away the first one after I finished up with the second one and..."
Those reasons aren't particularly important, but he's fixated on them. That if he'd been a better artist, there would have only been the one draft -- no matter that the real artists he knows, like Stan, go through upwards of five or six drafts before they get something right. That if he'd been smarter about taking out the trash, none of this would have happened in the first place. He could have just shredded it, and no one would have known any different.
"I think he does that a lot. He's in peoples' offices, all the time. Just... looking around. Not obviously. He'll say he's bringing someone coffee as an excuse to snoop. I guess my trash must have been the interesting one this time."
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Those reasons aren't particularly important, but he's fixated on them. That if he'd been a better artist, there would have only been the one draft -- no matter that the real artists he knows, like Stan, go through upwards of five or six drafts before they get something right. That if he'd been smarter about taking out the trash, none of this would have happened in the first place. He could have just shredded it, and no one would have known any different.
"I think he does that a lot. He's in peoples' offices, all the time. Just... looking around. Not obviously. He'll say he's bringing someone coffee as an excuse to snoop. I guess my trash must have been the interesting one this time."