"Think about it this way -- I go home tonight, right? And my dad's waiting up for me, because of course he is, and he asks me how my date goes, and what am I supposed to say? That it went terribly, but that I ended up having drinks with a really sexy piemaker? His reaction would be both terrifying and hilarious, and personally, I prefer reactions that aren't terrifying at all."

If he notices at all that he'd referred to Ned as sexy, it's only notable in the sense that his voice got a little quieter when he said it, so that no one could overhear. Otherwise, he's just his animated self, shaking his head when Ned insists that he's the less interesting one.

"Just because I work for a fancy ad agency doesn't make me a fancy guy. You make pies. You make people happy all day. I make ads, and I convince people that they're unhappy so that they can buy a product that'll make them happy. Besides, I've only ever been on an airplane once, and I don't remember it, so we're even there."