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[just_displaced]

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This is Ginzo's open post. Anything goes.

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[just_displaced]

I'm going to keep that in mind for if I ever get arrested while I'm naked, and if I ever have a wife. Both of which seem unlikely. But who knows?

[loveandlanguish]

Never discount anything. Maybe one day you'll want to go skinny dipping and someone will steal your clothes. Happens all the time.

[just_displaced]

I've never actually been seized by the desire to go skinny dipping. Am I missing out?

[loveandlanguish]

Oh, definitely. It's excellent.

I think it might be everyone else missing out in this situation as well.

[Yes, he's saying people probably want to see you naked deal with it.]

[just_displaced]

I don't... why would...

[No he wants to stop blushing why can't he stop.]

I have no idea who the last person who saw me naked was, but I don't think they wanted to see it.

[loveandlanguish]

Were you changing somewhere awkward? Did they walk in on you? This is getting very dramatic , you know.

[just_displaced]

I think it was my dad.

... so, uh, yes to both of those questions.

[loveandlanguish]

Well that just got a lot less sexy in my head. I was setting up, like, some classic porn scenarios.

You do realise I'm going to need to take this on as a personal challenge now, don't you?

[just_displaced]

Yeah, no, the words "sexy" and "my dad" should never appear in the same sentence. Regardless of what that sentence is.

[He looks concerned, then.]

Personal challenge in, uh, what sense?

[loveandlanguish]

In the sense of watch out for your clothes disappearing some time in the future.

[just_displaced]

Great. If you're trying to make me paranoid, you succeeded.

[loveandlanguish]

You're welcome! Not so looking forward to me showing up in your place of business now, are you?

[just_displaced]

No. Now I'm terrified.

[loveandlanguish]

I live to keep people's lives interesting for them.

[Now excuse you, Ginsberg, but Oliver is going to roll you both over and collapse mostly on top of you. He's very heavy, you're welcome.]

[just_displaced]

Yeah, thanks, my life is... oof.

[Wow, you're really heavy, man. Seriously, now he's stuck.]

[loveandlanguish]

[It's not like you were going to go anywhere in the first place. He's just going to settle is with a dramatic sigh because Ginsberg you make a better pillow than he thought.]

[just_displaced]

[Kind of a sharp pillow, but fine, fine, he can stay here. Once he figures out how to breathe while he's being crushed to death, it's actually fairly comfortable.]

[loveandlanguish]

Are you sure about not becoming one of my followers? I still have a position open, and I'd quite like to keep you around.

[Yes this is said straight into Ginsberg's shoulder, but he generally talks loudly enough to make it still understandable.]

[just_displaced]

Yeah, I'm sure. I'd be a pretty bad follower. But you can keep me around, y'know, to hang out with. If you hang out with people that aren't your followers, I mean.

[loveandlanguish]

[He props his chin up on his chest to give him a put-upon look.]

Well yes, but it's less convenient. What with them not being the ones following me.

[just_displaced]

Well, I'm sorry, but I'm not very good at following anyone. I just kind of follow myself.

[loveandlanguish]

Well it's a loss, but I think I'll pull myself together from it.

[Now that that's failed, he can roll off him, landing on his back next to him with a dramatic 'oof'.]

I think my foot may be asleep.

[just_displaced]

Maybe we should try the door again.

[He finally gets himself up off the bed and saunters towards the door. And lo and behold, it's unlocked. He looks almost baffled.]

Wonder how long it's been that way...

[loveandlanguish]

Probably since we've been awake. I was sort of enjoying the bonding, though.

[just_displaced]

Yeah, me too, if that doesn't sound weird.