I don't really like to keep secrets. I mean, there're some secrets that should definitely be kept, but I don't see what's so bad about telling you that I'm a complete and total failure when it comes to doing traditionally manly stuff like drinking.
[Another big bite of food and a shrug.]
That's manly, right? Getting really drunk and pretending you're not?
Yeah, me either, so I mostly just don't. I... shit.
[Because of course he's spilled food on himself. He looks down at his stomach with an expression of complete resignation, because he's always been clumsy as hell, and always will be.]
[Well that is just asking for it. Quick as anything, Oliver leans in and licks the small patch of green curry sauce and rice off his stomach. And then leaning back with the most nonchalant look in the world.]
[Nope, very skeptical right here, because he doesn't really think eating food off of people sounds like a good idea. Although he guesses there're probably some people that're into that.]
I should probably put clothes on at some point, I guess.
Yeah, maybe. Then I'd stop thinking about how skinny I was all the time and just enjoy myself.
[Or maybe it's just that he's drawn to slightly larger physiques. Like Oliver's. Yep, he's definitely looking, as he takes a sip of beer and then another bite of food.]
[This is completely new and utterly baffling information to him. Give him just a second to process it, really.]
I guess some people do. But even if they did, it's kind of awkward to sit around naked in front of people. I mean, it actually seems to be okay around you, but maybe that's because you're just... not that awkward in general. It's nice.
[Oh god. Did he just say that? Shit. Maybe he's a little too comfortable, because that was oddly flirtatious. Time to take a big bite of food and play innocent.]
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[Another big bite of food and a shrug.]
That's manly, right? Getting really drunk and pretending you're not?
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[You're asking a guy wearing nail polish here. Think it through.]
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[Because of course he's spilled food on himself. He looks down at his stomach with an expression of complete resignation, because he's always been clumsy as hell, and always will be.]
Whoops.
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That's pretty good.
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[Yes, he's aware that he definitely just did. But c'mon, nobody's ever licked curry sauce off of him before, he's allowed to be a little bemused.]
And yeah, it's tasty. Probably tastier when it hasn't been on my stomach.
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[Come on, Ginsberg, you had food on your skin. OF COURSE he licked it off.]
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[Nope, very skeptical right here, because he doesn't really think eating food off of people sounds like a good idea. Although he guesses there're probably some people that're into that.]
I should probably put clothes on at some point, I guess.
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[He lets his eyes wander admiringly down his naked form again.]
And you really don't have anything to be ashamed about.
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[Or maybe it's just that he's drawn to slightly larger physiques. Like Oliver's. Yep, he's definitely looking, as he takes a sip of beer and then another bite of food.]
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I guess some people do. But even if they did, it's kind of awkward to sit around naked in front of people. I mean, it actually seems to be okay around you, but maybe that's because you're just... not that awkward in general. It's nice.
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[That's a very nice compliment.]
It gets easier with practice, so I've heard. The being naked thing.
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[Oh god. Did he just say that? Shit. Maybe he's a little too comfortable, because that was oddly flirtatious. Time to take a big bite of food and play innocent.]
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Anything in particularly that needed practicing?
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[So really, there're plenty of opportunities to practice and new avenues to explore.]
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[He frowns.]
Okay, I guess what we did counts as actual sex, too. But you know what I mean.
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[He really wants to see what colour you're going to turn for that one.]
That's certainly doable. Did you want to give it a go with a woman at any point as well, 'cause I can absolutely arrange that.
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[He's making a really stupid face right now. It's not even so much a color as it is a completely ridiculous expression.]
Um, yeah, I'd like to do it with a woman. I mean, I like women. A lot. I just, you know, the chance hasn't come up...
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[DON'T LET HIM GO NEAR ANYONE WITH A MAGIC FLOWER, GINSBERG.]
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[Staring at his food so hard. So intently.]
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that is the most flawless icon for this situation
Re: I thought you might approve of it
DOWN BOY
Re: Let him just be embarrassed now forever
less than forever hopefully
Re: Yeah that would make the rest of his life and sex difficult
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