He can't help but glance between Laruna and Alec, and then raise an eyebrow. "I'm kind of curious as to what horrible things you might do to me. Hypothetically. Although you say you're not going to do them."
"Oh, Um. Turning people into penguins is a favorite of mine."
And now Laruna rolls her eyes up at the sky. "You know what. You two talk. I'm going to go over there and see what's interesting in that clothing store."
"Oh! That's easy. I can see the ... string... that connects you to reality and I can rewrite it to change so instead of saying 'human' it says penguin. And because it's funny."
Alec doesn't mind the attention. He likes attention.
"I guess that makes sense. I mean, it doesn't make sense in the sense that I couldn't do it, but the way you explain it kind of does. And the reasoning behind it, because it would be really funny. I'd like to see that sometime."
"I mean, theoretically, I'd like to see someone turned into a penguin, but that seems like a kinda shitty thing to do to someone just for fun, so maybe you should save it for sometime you have a good reason for it."
Because he may be intrigued, but he's fairly certain that turning people into penguins against their will might be a little weird.
Can he really help being curious about all of this? Life at the advertising agency is strange, all right, but it rarely involves anyone getting turned into anything they shouldn't be (unless they're under the influence of drugs and simply believe they've been turned into something.)
"Oh. Well, sometime in the future, I'll be dating this guy and his... uncle, I think it was... will be... screwing him over something fierce so I will be turning him into a penguin to utterly humiliate him. I think that's the one time it will be justified for me to turn someone into a penguin."
There's strange and then there's talking about things that haven't happened yet, like they've already happened.
Alec holds up his hands like he's trying to shape something out of thin air. He moves them up and down awkwardly and twisting them about sort of nervously.
"I don't really know how to explain it... it's kinda like a .. like a telephone call... but not really... where we're both in the same mental space at the same time sharing information..."
"How I dress, how I act, how I can't keep my goddamned mouth shut, how I'm way too liberal, how my ad ideas are too provocative... I could go on with the list for a little while, but those're the big ones."
Alec tilts his head briefly. He can't really say much on the clothing department because he's never really been known for his ability to have good clothing choices.
"I though provocative was good for advertising?" he says, dredging up what little he knows about advertising... which isn't very much.
Looking about he then adds, "Is there a coffee place around here? Coffee hasn't reached five bucks a cup in this time period, right?"
"It is, at least in my opinion, but there's such a thing as 'too' provocative, I guess."
He frowns, then nods. "Yeah, there's a coffee place right around the corner, but... five bucks for a cup of coffee? That's ridiculous. It's a lot cheaper here, I assure you. I mean, wherever you're from, apparently coffee is way more expensive than it should be."
"Are there any naked girls in the ads?" he asks curiously.
"It's sixty eight? Give your self thirty years and you'll be spending five bucks for coffee."
Alec starts meandering around the corner. "Starbucks and fancy ass coffee. And not only that people want to pay five bucks for coffee. They don't even really think twice about it. Coffee doesn't exist in our world... at least if it does exist we haven't discovered it yet. It's a jungle thing, right? And we're up in the mountains nowhere near any jungles."
"It's pretty hard to get away with full nudity. You can imply it pretty strongly, though. You can imply just about anything, if you try hard enough."
He shakes his head, again, and begins following Alec around the corner. "Thirty years from now, though, five dollars is going to be worth a lot less than it is now. I may not have learned a whole lot in school, but I did learn about inflation."
"They're mostly provocative because they imply something about sex. Or because I sneak some kind of not-so-subtle liberal viewpoint in there."
He holds open the door of the coffee shop for Alec. "I'm not really the investment type of person, I don't think. I've got enough to worry about without trying to figure out money in that complex of a way."
"Oh, just coffee's fine by me. I don't need anything fancy."
He shrugs, again. He seems very fond of shrugging. "I don't know. Anything that implies that old white rich warmongering men aren't the arbiters of good taste that they think they are."
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He can't help but glance between Laruna and Alec, and then raise an eyebrow. "I'm kind of curious as to what horrible things you might do to me. Hypothetically. Although you say you're not going to do them."
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And now Laruna rolls her eyes up at the sky. "You know what. You two talk. I'm going to go over there and see what's interesting in that clothing store."
Before Alec can say anything, she walks off.
"Er."
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He doesn't even seem to notice for a second that Laruna's walked off. He's just way too fascinated by what Alec has to say.
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Alec doesn't mind the attention. He likes attention.
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Because he may be intrigued, but he's fairly certain that turning people into penguins against their will might be a little weird.
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"I can't say I've ever really had a good reason to do it. I will have a good reason to do it, however, once..."
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Can he really help being curious about all of this? Life at the advertising agency is strange, all right, but it rarely involves anyone getting turned into anything they shouldn't be (unless they're under the influence of drugs and simply believe they've been turned into something.)
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There's strange and then there's talking about things that haven't happened yet, like they've already happened.
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He knows Alec has... odd talents, obviously, but he wasn't aware that he was psychic -- or whatever the hell he's implying right now.
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No. Not psychic, persay.
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"How?"
That seems like the relevant question, here.
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"I don't really know how to explain it... it's kinda like a .. like a telephone call... but not really... where we're both in the same mental space at the same time sharing information..."
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"They do? Why?"
Ginsberg doesn't seem weird to Alec... but his weird standards are pretty high.
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"I though provocative was good for advertising?" he says, dredging up what little he knows about advertising... which isn't very much.
Looking about he then adds, "Is there a coffee place around here? Coffee hasn't reached five bucks a cup in this time period, right?"
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He frowns, then nods. "Yeah, there's a coffee place right around the corner, but... five bucks for a cup of coffee? That's ridiculous. It's a lot cheaper here, I assure you. I mean, wherever you're from, apparently coffee is way more expensive than it should be."
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"It's sixty eight? Give your self thirty years and you'll be spending five bucks for coffee."
Alec starts meandering around the corner. "Starbucks and fancy ass coffee. And not only that people want to pay five bucks for coffee. They don't even really think twice about it. Coffee doesn't exist in our world... at least if it does exist we haven't discovered it yet. It's a jungle thing, right? And we're up in the mountains nowhere near any jungles."
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He shakes his head, again, and begins following Alec around the corner. "Thirty years from now, though, five dollars is going to be worth a lot less than it is now. I may not have learned a whole lot in school, but I did learn about inflation."
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"You can get a drink at McDonald's for a dollar." He shrugs. "Well, if you ever want to make a lot of money, invest in Starbucks..."
Bad Alec, no giving away future stock market shit.
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He holds open the door of the coffee shop for Alec. "I'm not really the investment type of person, I don't think. I've got enough to worry about without trying to figure out money in that complex of a way."
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Liberal is such a touchy word.
"Ah. I guess that's fair enough. But something to keep in mind."
He looks around briefly before going up to the counter. "What do you want?"
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He shrugs, again. He seems very fond of shrugging. "I don't know. Anything that implies that old white rich warmongering men aren't the arbiters of good taste that they think they are."
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