Open Post

[just_displaced]

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This is Ginzo's open post. Anything goes.

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[loveandlanguish]

If that's true, they're really missing out.

[Playing with your hair again, yep.]

[just_displaced]

You should inform them of that. Then more people can stare at me awkwardly.

[loveandlanguish]

Yes I'll just show up in your place of business and inform them all of what they're missing.

[just_displaced]

It... honestly wouldn't be the weirdest thing that's ever happened there. I doubt they'd even notice it was out of the ordinary.

[loveandlanguish]

I could do it naked if that'd make it weirder.

[just_displaced]

You'd... probably get arrested.

[loveandlanguish]

Well it wouldn't be the first time that'd happened.

[and maybe also last time for naked reasons.]

[just_displaced]

Getting arrested, or being naked?

[loveandlanguish]

I'm fairly sure I've been naked before, yes. Once and a while. In my lifetime.

And word to the wise, don't ever try to call your wife to bail you out of jail while naked in the middle of the night, you will not hear the end of it for DECADES.

[just_displaced]

I'm going to keep that in mind for if I ever get arrested while I'm naked, and if I ever have a wife. Both of which seem unlikely. But who knows?

[loveandlanguish]

Never discount anything. Maybe one day you'll want to go skinny dipping and someone will steal your clothes. Happens all the time.

[just_displaced]

I've never actually been seized by the desire to go skinny dipping. Am I missing out?

[loveandlanguish]

Oh, definitely. It's excellent.

I think it might be everyone else missing out in this situation as well.

[Yes, he's saying people probably want to see you naked deal with it.]

[just_displaced]

I don't... why would...

[No he wants to stop blushing why can't he stop.]

I have no idea who the last person who saw me naked was, but I don't think they wanted to see it.

[loveandlanguish]

Were you changing somewhere awkward? Did they walk in on you? This is getting very dramatic , you know.

[just_displaced]

I think it was my dad.

... so, uh, yes to both of those questions.

[loveandlanguish]

Well that just got a lot less sexy in my head. I was setting up, like, some classic porn scenarios.

You do realise I'm going to need to take this on as a personal challenge now, don't you?

[just_displaced]

Yeah, no, the words "sexy" and "my dad" should never appear in the same sentence. Regardless of what that sentence is.

[He looks concerned, then.]

Personal challenge in, uh, what sense?

[loveandlanguish]

In the sense of watch out for your clothes disappearing some time in the future.

[just_displaced]

Great. If you're trying to make me paranoid, you succeeded.

[loveandlanguish]

You're welcome! Not so looking forward to me showing up in your place of business now, are you?

[just_displaced]

No. Now I'm terrified.

[loveandlanguish]

I live to keep people's lives interesting for them.

[Now excuse you, Ginsberg, but Oliver is going to roll you both over and collapse mostly on top of you. He's very heavy, you're welcome.]

[just_displaced]

Yeah, thanks, my life is... oof.

[Wow, you're really heavy, man. Seriously, now he's stuck.]

[loveandlanguish]

[It's not like you were going to go anywhere in the first place. He's just going to settle is with a dramatic sigh because Ginsberg you make a better pillow than he thought.]