[Oh no, now he's blushing. And he can't even hide it.]
Well, uh, thanks, I think. Although I don't know if comparing you to me counts as a compliment really.
My other bosses haven't fired me for similar, uh...
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Liberal outbursts.
Other options:
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[C'mere, let him kiss your head and give you a little squeeze, you're so cute.]
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[Oh no, now he's blushing. And he can't even hide it.]
Well, uh, thanks, I think. Although I don't know if comparing you to me counts as a compliment really.
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[A pause.]
I also may have called him a fascist pig and told him that he should be lucky there wasn't a hell because otherwise he'd be going there.
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My other bosses haven't fired me for similar, uh...
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Liberal outbursts.
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[Taking the piss? Maybe only a little.]
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Why, yes, it has. Thank you. I'm fond of it.
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[Facial hair - always the best conversation topic.]
You're clearly something of a knitwear aficionado, as well, that's something to be proud of.
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[Not really surprising coming from someone in his outfit.]
It changes so quickly, who can keep track?
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[Plaid. Ridiculous.]
... different.
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[Maybe why he paints his nails at least three different colours at once. Or he's just slightly crazy. Or both.]
So we've got three things so far. Adverts, mustaches, and knitwear. Sounds pretty impressive to me.
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[He gestures to the very impressive beard.]
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